Friday, May 18, 2007

Latest Notes from the Front

Note # 1 -- Since the previous article was written Andre Garner has begun speaking to the media. In his latest release he announced that Rupert Graham was the new big shot in the County Highway Department. Trouble was that he hadn't even been considered let alone approved by the Board. Way to kick ass Andre!! That Junior sure knows how to pick the ultra qualified!!

Note # 2 -- Junior was beaming on Tuesday when a special portrait of his father, the real President Stroger, was unveiled at the County Building last Tuesday. He even went as far as to say about his father "He believed you are here to help people, and if you're not doing that you're not doing anything" according to a story in the Sun Times. Nothing like qualifying your inability to embody good intentions.

Note # 3 -- a reported 50+ people were given their walking papers on Wednesday at Oak Forest Hospital. Does that qualify as helping people?

Note # 4 -- Commissioner Quigler said he was duped into voting to support Stoger's massive cuts in Todd's proposed budget. I'm trying not to laugh out loud right now!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The big question of the day is how long will Andre Garner stay on board with the Toddler?

Is it any surprise that Steve Mayberry bailed as spokeman with such short tenure with the Toddster?

Is Lance Tyson, aka, Toddster's Chief handler, Todd's main drinking/smoking buddy?

Is Donna Dunnings ever in a pleasant mood?

I Obama shaking his head for endorsing this guy?

I Mike Quigly sorry for supporting the Toddler?

Is John Daley always going make sure everyone plays nice with Toddler?

Dave said...

All excellent questions "tgcn"!
It's quite a sight to see him runnin' like a scared puppy isn't it? Maybe he should hire some more six figure PR people who actually know how to speak to the media!

Anonymous said...

So many questions, no answers when it comes to the Toddster.